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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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In this day and age, some turn 18 and think they're a man or a woman and that's it, but that's just not true. You have to establish your manhood or your womanhood with actions.
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I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
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I just love Sleeping Beauty! But only because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
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I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies I was running over them with a truck.
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Men always want to be woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We woman have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.
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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Hate is easy, love takes courage.
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Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with. That one you can share anything with like a best friend. It's when you can't even imagine what life would be without that person. When words don't even come close to how your heart really feels. And even though it doesn't make sense to other people, you know that you're meant to be together.
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Like is when you know the best side of someone and like them. Love is when you know the worst side that someone could ever have and you still love that person with everything you have in your heart.
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I want a hug. But not just a normal hug. I want one of those pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-around-hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile-leaves-me-breathless-gives-me-butterflies-makes-me-giggle-stupidly kind of hug.
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