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I understand how scissors can beat paper and I get how a rock can beat scissors but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say 'Oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'
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Girls don't dress for boys. They dress for themselves and of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the times.
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I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile.
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Listing your friends as family members on facebook does not make you cool.
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If you don't like where you are, then change it. You are not a tree.
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People cry not because they are weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.
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We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.
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When you really love someone,
age, distance, height, weight..
is just a damn number.
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I don’t know why I’m so afraid to lose you when you aren’t even mine.
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If your head tells you one thing,
and your heart tells you another,
before you do anything
decide first whether you have
a better head or a better heart.
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Thanks to those who entered into my life, you made me who I am today.
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Did you know? When someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person misses you.
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