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Sorry the only ring you're wearing this Valentine's Day is a contraceptive in your vagina :D
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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Sorry the only ring you're wearing this Valentine's Day is a contraceptive in your vagina :D
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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"Even though it's Valentine's Day, I'm still not desperate enough to date one of my roommates" - New Girl
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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The hardest part about life isn't getting hurt, it's getting hurt by someone you thought would never hurt you.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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If you're really in love with one girl, you don't want to sleep with another.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are higher.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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You're a single. Make the best of it. It doesn't mean you're not goog enough for anyone...It means no one is good enough for you.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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"Single and fobulous, question mark?"
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
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| lelja dodano: 14 luty 2012 |
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Call me when you grow up.
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