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Daughter: Goodnight dad love you. Dad: Love you to. Son: Goodnight dad love you. Dad: Son before you go to bed can i ask you something. Son: What.. Dad: Are you f
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Daughter: Goodnight dad love you.
Dad: Love you to.
Son: Goodnight dad love you.
Dad: Son before you go to bed can i ask you something.
Son: What..
Dad: Are you f*cking gay.
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Showers aren't just for cleaning, and some people don't go in just for cleaning.... It's for...
A place thinking about life...
A place when your depressed...
A place to sing without getting embarrassed...
A place for alone time...
A place to get warmth...
Showers are amazing.
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Teacher: "Have you done your homework?"
Student: "Have you graded my test?"
Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade"
Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"
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A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
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When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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znają mnie osoby o których istnieniu nie mam KURWA ZIELONEGO pojęcia...
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12 marca 2011 |
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Myślisz, że nie wiem, ale ja wiem.
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Coś mi się chce, ale nie wiem co.
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mamo, moich przyjaciół naprawdę nie obchodzi to czy mam posprzątane w pokoju tylko czy jest coś do jedzenia :)
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